335AG (October 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm)

My sentiments exactly.

cyxgun (October 6, 2008 at 8:03 am)

This is the plan for living a life of least resistance. Don't like the plan? Don't follow it then... Join the Peace Corps. Rob a bank. Become a nun. Invent a flying car. Move to Paraguay. Light yourself on fire in protest. Blow the whistle on corruption. Kick everyone you meet at hard as you can in the genitals. Become a stand-up comic. Spend 70 hours a week playing a video game of your choice. Become a CIA spy. Join a cult. Marry 7 people (at once). Do drugs and you die from them. Live life.

splintercell99 (October 5, 2008 at 3:31 am)

wow stay away from women like this

MeowMarie (October 4, 2008 at 6:40 pm)

mmm its nice

AustinSportsGuy (October 1, 2008 at 7:23 am)

Wow! That was good!

Zac6230 (September 28, 2008 at 3:25 am)

dont be so damn stupid

maynecuffs (September 23, 2008 at 5:23 am)

Fuck.

gonnapartyNYC (September 22, 2008 at 2:23 am)

there will be several dogs. THAT is one of the funniest things ive heard in my entire life :D lmfao!

wontonjohnward (September 20, 2008 at 11:16 am)

swell you have animated my worst fears and given me whorrible nightmares.

FessdapFrisc (September 19, 2008 at 12:40 am)

lol perfection.