Naughty Little Mermaid (Little Mermaid Parody)
Ariel's naughty side has come out. With this hillarious parody of "Part of your world" from Disney's Little Mermaid, comes a side of Ariel which you've never seen before.
Lyrics: (Mature only)
Maybe he's right, maybe there really is something the matter with me. I just don't believe that something that makes such wonderful things could be bad...
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collections complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm a girl,
A girl who has... everything?
Look at my face, check out my chest,
Wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best.
Lookin around me you'd think,
Sure, I could tap that.
But as you know I'm a mer-folk,
and so I'm a fish down below.
You want great human looks? I've got half.
But who cares, no big deal, I want more...
I wanna be like the people are,
Not with scales but with real genitalia.
Rolling around between the, what do you call them?
Oh... sheets.
Flipping my fins, I can't get to far,
Cunts are required for nearly everything.
Selling myself on the...
...what's that word again? Street.
Up where they bang,
Up where they bone,
Up where they stay up at night all alone.
I've never cum, wish I could have, a vagina.
What would I give...
...if I could live with a vibrator?
What would I pay...
...to spend a day, warm with a cock.
Bet you on land they'd understand,
that they don't, fuck over their daughters.
Wet young women, sick of nothing,
ready to lay...
I'm ready to do what the people do,
What's your position and,
What's your name and...
What's gonorrhea and why does it...
What's the word? Burn?
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love...
Love to fuck like they do up above.
Not celibate, wish I could have...
a vagina.............................
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: October 21, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Author: Epicus
Length: 03:09
Rating: 4.64
Views: 714733
Tags: Ariel Bang Bone Comedy Debut Disney Funny Girl Little Mermaid Monologue Music Naughty Parody Sing Solo Song Vagina Wish
Video Comments
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midnightsxrevel (July 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm)
Holy crap! That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! It may have as thousandinone said raped my childhood but for this funny piece I can forgive! lol
thousandinone (July 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm)
I am in awe. I don't know whether to laugh my ass off at how hilarious this is, or cry at how it rapes my childhood. 10/10
WazzuliofRunetotem (July 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm)
i dont know anyone who could have sang this w/o laughing
Vladthevampire1 (July 25, 2008 at 4:11 pm)
lol
slytherinbabe93 (July 25, 2008 at 10:23 am)
who sang this?
lol
clashcityrocker5700 (July 25, 2008 at 4:50 am)
that was the little mermaid gone horribly wrong 0_O
darkeyeprincess (July 25, 2008 at 3:00 am)
OMG THAT WAS TOO FUNNY
paynapii (July 24, 2008 at 12:15 pm)
hahaha funny!
darkpoet9 (July 24, 2008 at 5:32 am)
O>O WTH
jonasbrutherluvr (July 24, 2008 at 4:50 am)
it's funny but shut up and stop making fun of disney,lol still funny |
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