Blodwykeln (August 20, 2008 at 1:37 pm)

Actually no, a Scottish inventor was the first to put moving images on it. Anyway, i don't see how you can call me an "attempt" at a human being, when you support a country that is trying to dictate the world and control everything that goes on with it. I don't know if you're familliar with the phrase but, as we say here "It takes a bigger man to walk away," and so i shall.

chrisarellanodotcom (August 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm)

Winners write the history books. This is the first I hear of this. But at any rate, America is still the best farkin' country in the world. You still haven't named England's best comedian. Even if a Goiman did invent the tv, an american is the first to put a picture on the damn thing. England is a horrible stagnant country and is only conducive to producing horrible little attempts of human beings as yourself. I'm a slob. I wash down all the food I eat with a big quart of oil and smile as i do.

Blodwykeln (August 20, 2008 at 11:47 am)

Pity that was the only war america was fucking useful in. As for the oil crisis; america makes it worse! You invade a country, steal their oil to sell, then when everyone else has no oil you -finally- use your own country's; and sell it at massively extorted prices! Frankly i'd rather be singing the German national anthem than be america's fucking lap dog! For your information it was actually a German who patented television, so don't go bigging america up over it!

chrisarellanodotcom (August 20, 2008 at 5:53 am)

Yes, because posting comments on "youtube" helps solve the worlds oil problems and helps them poor tsunami victims or whatever the buzz word crisis is. Believe it or not, I'm not all red, white and blue; but facts are facts. Honestly, what other country would you rather live in? It's my god given right as an american to swing my dick in the wind and the rest of you worlds motherfuckers scoff and say "look at that asshole swing his dick in the wind". Hate the car crash,yet slow down for it.Rite?

alecadvent (August 20, 2008 at 3:24 am)

I live in America, just like this guy. But honestly, we're all not fucking arrogant retards like this guy. While hes caught up sucking the dick of any person who makes something in the country, the rest of us are trying to fix the problems in our nation.

chrisarellanodotcom (August 20, 2008 at 1:08 am)

The only two things to come out of England worth a spit; the United States and the Beatles. I wipe my ass with the Union Jack. Hands down, America is the best country in the world. Who has ever heard of the English Dream? Go choke on a fried twinkie. Without us motherfuckers you'd be singing the German national anthem right about now. What comedians does the UK have? Eddie Izzard who is funny like half the time. What's your all time favorite movie? Prob' something shot here in the states.

Blodwykeln (August 19, 2008 at 10:53 pm)

I'm sorry, i didn't know it was "Angry-Over-Patriotic-Americans-Express-Themselves-Day." For one thing, like the fucking bomb is something to be celebrated! Second, I'm English, so without my "Dirtball" of a country i severely doubt that you could list any of that, because you wouldn't exist! Things we've contributed to the world? Byron was English, i think his work out-does the bomb by a long shot!

chrisarellanodotcom (August 19, 2008 at 10:18 pm)

american humor? The internet, the television you watch that radio you listen to or whatever dirtball you hail from, americans invented that shit. Show biz, industry, the bomb, you name it it came from here. Youtube? We can go on and on. Seriously? What country are you from and what contributions did it give to the world? What are you going to say? Math? Coffee? The number zero? When a country has to dig that deep to seek it's contributions to the world, why even wave a flag?

chrisarellanodotcom (August 19, 2008 at 10:07 pm)

"They died instantly . . ." Did Seinfeld steal that bit from him or vice versa?!?

bigmdogs (August 19, 2008 at 9:56 am)

is this deadpan? ??