MotherBrainII (October 12, 2008 at 7:41 pm)

Actually, I'm borderline underweight. :) And what if you have an average size penis? Are you doomed to a life of misery then?

ObsTheGreat (October 12, 2008 at 7:14 am)

WRONG VIDEO LOLS

ObsTheGreat (October 12, 2008 at 7:11 am)

OR JUST DELETE MY COMMENT LOL

Cabal901 (October 12, 2008 at 2:57 am)

Do you even have a damn clue what you are talking about, seriously? You have to have a big penis to live a good life? Seriously, that has to be the fucking dumbest thing I have ever heard, and honestly someone who posts walkthroughs for kongregate games has no rights to call people fat. kthxbai

sspoke (October 11, 2008 at 11:15 pm)

your just jealous your living a bad life.. but if your fat or whatever you could always work out.. a hour a day and get good.. Nothing to do with being a pornstar thats how everyones life suppose to go.. if it doesn't they get depression and shit.

krupu (October 11, 2008 at 10:10 pm)

oh i signed up for just a duck roll but got also Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise! neat!

Cabal901 (October 11, 2008 at 6:37 pm)

lol motherbrain

Edgeworthscravat (October 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm)

Great. Just been duckrolled by my own boyfriend. Oh, imma get you now bitch.

nick912012 (October 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm)

"i'll happily translate it for you ignoramus." You pull that one off from that Cracker Barrel peg jump game? Anyways, I can see that you are right in some aspects as your portrayal of a successful life does follow of that of a porn star; however, I'm sure that the majority percentage of the world will not grow up to porn stars, but if that's your goal in life, then I guess you'll be successful.

MotherBrainII (October 11, 2008 at 6:20 am)

So basically you think sexually pleasing women is all there is to life? I see.