KillerBiggieReginald (October 4, 2008 at 6:34 am)

John Wayne Rocks!

hapqq (September 7, 2008 at 2:06 am)

fakepoetry is apparently a hopeless alcoholic trying to justify his feminine ways.

thewsca (September 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm)

That was superb.Loved it.

oldschoolright (September 1, 2008 at 2:53 pm)

there ya go

fakepoetry (August 24, 2008 at 4:01 pm)

get into a fight with a drunk guy. and after you punch him in the face twelve times and he keeps coming, we'll see who the weakling is. and beer is funny. and john wayne is a fucking legend. and your mother gives amazing oral.

ALPHA000102 (July 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm)

True but did you realize that some of John's lines are not his own? The lines "What's a matter guys, lost?", "Grab some seats", and "You guys still headed to Colorado?" are actually Rick Levine's voice. And there is also a very obvious effects mistake. And in all the scenes where John said one of his real voice linesn in the movie he is wearing a blue shirt. Only in the scene where he said "You know you're just about right" did he have a red shirt in the movie.

esjhappy (June 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm)

Beer is for weaklings, and movie stars who have to drink it for the sake of their image.

deltapunk21 (June 9, 2008 at 6:16 am)

KNOXVILLE AND KINDGARTEN COP BAD GUY meets The Duke!

lizpreston1 (June 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm)

Isn't that Johnny Knoxville? ROTFLMAO!! Never thought I'd see the day...

bauler (June 5, 2008 at 3:30 am)

John Wayne wouldn't drink light beer