Smosh - Boxman

An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals). BOXMAN T-SHIRT POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://smosh.com '>http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ------------------------------ --------- LYRICS: so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin this here rap for your safety so all you kids dont mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all I thought I could get some help on the street I got run over by a f---ing Jeep the rest of this mess I will not repeat to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) I woke up in a strange location some dirty bum had an explanation apparently he had no education he turned my body into an abomination he said he found me on the road nearly dead it was necessary he fix my torso and my head he had no human parts so he used a box instead the news was so overwhelming that I fled (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) [yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman? yeah, he used to be a part of my clique yeah, well what about now? I don't know man, he can suck my --] it's hard to live with a body of cardboard you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored but since the accident I've always been ignored I trust one day that my hope will be restored I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree I get so desparate that a cry and I plea I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley if I ever want to travel across the sea I disguise myself as a package and fly for free Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)

Channel: Music
Uploaded: June 21, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Author: smosh

Length: 05:19
Rating: 4.72
Views: 3486635

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